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ofclumsywords's Reviews (486)
Graphic: Child death, Confinement, Death, Gore, Gun violence, Incest, Blood, Medical content, Trafficking, Kidnapping, Stalking, Murder
Moderate: Toxic relationship, Schizophrenia/Psychosis , Alcohol
Graphic: Child death, Death, Genocide, Violence, Medical content, Medical trauma, Murder
Moderate: Adult/minor relationship, Death, Incest, Rape, Sexual assault, Blood, Abortion
Star Wars Visionaries
Robert E. Barnes, Jeremy Barlow, J.W. Rinzler, Feng Zhu, Warren Fu, Erik Tiemens, Stephan Martinière, Sang Jun Lee, Ryan Church, Alex Jaeger, Aaron McBride, Michael Murnane, Derek Thompson
But while the adventure was good, I was not a fan of anything else. To me the dialog was too "young and hip" for me. This is a middle aged woman writing about a 30 year old woman and the "sexy's" "omigods" and "hotties" were just too much. Not to mention all the name dropping of all the designer clothes and fancy cars and jewlery this woman had. I did not need to know that the main character was wearing a $400 bra that she was sacrificing as a tourniquet for someone who was shot. It was unnecessary. I wanted a simple book about a Tomb Raider style adventure and not a bunch of hip lingo or names of designer clothing just to signify how rich this character was.
I managed to speed my way through the main book and gave up during the bonus features of the 2014 World Cup.
I really wanted to like this book, and it did have its moments. But after the second or third time the sound effects happened, I started to lose hope. I do not need to hear zooming noises as I am listening to the history of how each player position was explained or why they chose the names for each ball. And then the history of the golden snitch came and this book completely lost me.
Why it was necessary to come up with a terrible story about poor golden birds that were used as the original snitches for YEARS before someone deemed it as animal cruelty is beyond me. The birds end up dying by the end of the game when they are caught and then end up on an endangered list when everyone realizes that there are no more birds to murder during their stupid game. I know this is a fictional book, but it was taken way too far. There is magic in this world, why couldn’t JKR just make something stupid up about some magical metal and fancy spells instead of people winning 150 points to kill a bird?! She never painted wizards/witches in a good light since the beginning. They had always been arrogant and thought they were better than all the other creatures and non-human characters and now JKR adds this to her ever growing list as to why wizards are terrible.
The only part I did like was the tiny history we got about each of the teams we only hear about in passing in the books. It gave a small paragraph of each UK team and then went into a long explanation of why America doesn’t play Quidditch and instead came up with their own game, which seemed unnecessary as well.
Moderate: Animal cruelty, Animal death, Death
But that doesn’t stop the fact that this was another very long drawn out plot. Barely anything plotwise happened the last book other than Tahl’s death. Then this book was so fast paced in one of the quickest wrap ups ever. There were too many names and things happening and it was such a large plot that it needed to be one 300 page book instead of multiple short books. It was a good book; but like the other multi-book subplots in this series they should have been reworked a little better.
The steampunk 1920’s was such a fun world to be in and the added twist of the Romanov family was a great addition. Now I can’t wait to see what new adventures these books take me on!
Moderate: Death, Violence, Blood, War