So here’s my question (I have many questions but this is the most important one)

The door/dryad/demigod dude’s body is made of wood right. But his dick is made of a brass knob that was screwed onto his wooden body, except when he turns human that knob is just a regular dick attached to him

So does that mean the door/dryad/demigod dude is a trans man with bottom surgery? I need answers

Anyways, this was great. I can’t give it more than 3 because like, it’s about a sentient door/dryad/demigod in love with a tenant? But it was genuinely really fun, I’ll give it that lmfao

How did this 80 page story make me genuinely laugh out loud multiple times

This was so stupid and fun and I had a great time reading it lmfao

Katee Robert can truly do no wrong for me, this was excellent!

Why was this actually good

I really liked the world and the magic system, but I had some issues with the plot that really took me away from the story