So here’s my question (I have many questions but this is the most important one)

The door/dryad/demigod dude’s body is made of wood right. But his dick is made of a brass knob that was screwed onto his wooden body, except when he turns human that knob is just a regular dick attached to him

So does that mean the door/dryad/demigod dude is a trans man with bottom surgery? I need answers

Anyways, this was great. I can’t give it more than 3 because like, it’s about a sentient door/dryad/demigod in love with a tenant? But it was genuinely really fun, I’ll give it that lmfao