Will's partnership with Faith will remain my favorite part of this series. It's a fresh take on the male/female cop dynamic and I could not be happier.

This is one of those stories so ubiquitous that I'm not really sure if this opinion is my own or if I am just manipulated by its existence since I was a child.

Not convincingly, Mr. Brown.

Because that would be gross, Amber Brown. No matter how much you want to go to Disneyland Paris, do not eat your nasty chicken pox scabs.

As always, the Alden children are disgustingly self-sufficient and helpful to everyone.

Probably my favorite of the ones I read as a child. It's probably because all the food descriptions ... I mean, they had homemade clam chowder with the clams straight off the beach! These kids are fucking self-sufficient.

I don't even remember this alleged baby penis that had parents in such an uproar. Somehow, I doubt many children were scarred by its existence.

I remember the sex scene. That's it. Clearly I had lofty priorities when I was a teenager.

Have I read too many novels and memoirs about royal mistresses and sex workers? Because I was completely underwhelmed by Some Girls. I was expecting more of it to take place while she was in Brunei. This is a memoir of Jillian Lauren's inability to feel content doing anything at all while making poor decision after poor decision.