v_nerdbooks's Reviews (3.19k)

I absolutely hoovered this one up.........get it haha!

Loved it loved it loved it.

Loved Daniel, loved Six, Still love Sky and Holder.

Nothing else to say but read it and find out more about Six's character, loved her!

Ok so I will be the 1st to admit that got sucked into the whole Twilight thing, I mean it was like my own brand of heroin.(did you see what I did there? )

Soo when this came out I was desperate to read it so that I could get my little Twilight fix, I devoured it and loved it….

 
After reading it again I kinda feel like a need a shower to wipe the yucky feeling I have for myself, I read the Twilight saga and loved everything about it, the story the characters the film.

 
This book did the complete opposite for me, it made me want to find Ms. Meyer and shake her for not being consistent.

 
I’m not sure if you remember the actual book content but I will fill in a few little blanks here and there to jog your memories.

 
“Very young vampires are volatile, wild and almost impossible to control”  [book:Eclipse]

 
“they’re incredibly powerful physically, for the first year or so, and if they’re allowed to bring strength to bear they can crush an older vampire with ease. [book:Eclipse]

 
“Come on Bree be my bestest bud forever please?” [book:Bree Tanner]

They even talk about BFF’s and secret handshakes, (all the time being wild and almost impossible to control obviously)


“I was afraid. I wanted to run away”  “that one said that they wouldn’t hurt me if I stopped fighting” [book:Bree Tanner]

 
Now, forgive me if I am wrong but if you were a blood thirsty powerful vampire that could pretty much kick the crap out of anyone. Would you stop if you were asked?? Thought not, you would say ummmm No Thanks and kill them.
 

So I would say if you are a true Twihard you will probably love it as I did, however, read it again after a year and you probably won’t be saying the same.

Book: The Siren

Genre: BDSM Erotica

Type: Audiobook.

Book rating: ☆☆

Narration rating: ☆☆

Review

Actual rating 1.5☆

Ok i did not like this book, it was not erotic at all in fact it was just plain wrong!

Need examples ?? Ok then

1. Nora.......... well plain and simple she was a slut!

Her complete vocabulary consisted of double entendre and sex references.
She basically wanted to shag anyone, anytime , anyplace.......in fact for the rest of this review I shall be referring to her by the new name Martini ! (if you are old enough then this will make sense to you)

2. Zack. ...... I'm a big shot editor however this new author scares me.
I love my wife but I have left her because of .......... ??! But what I actually want to do is have sex with Nora Martini as she's made it perfectly clear that she wants me.

3. Søren......Eww eww ewww !!
I have a Lot to say about him.
***Hang on while I climb onto my soapbox ***
I shall put this into a spoiler, just in case !!!

Spoiler

HE IS A PRIEST FOR GOODNESS SAKE, NOT ONLY THAT HE WAS HER PRIEST!!! Doesn't that go against the preisty rules or something!!!!!!!

Now I am now a prude by any way shape or form but this book of weirdness made me very uncomfortable.
So not only is he a man of the cloth he "waited" for Nora Martini to be of age !!! WTF !!!
It actually pulls you into a sense of thinking "well he did wait"......but she was 15 when he "fell in love with her"
Ahh how romantic for a grown man 20 yrs older than you, falling in love with you when you are under the age of consent. ......Ahh how romantic that he waited till she was 20....... and only then did he BEAT THE ACTUAL SHIT OUT OF HER !!!! I mean what the actual f**k !!!!!!

This book is nothing short of paedo porn........i mean Søren even gave Martini a 15 yr old boy for their anniversary present! It wasn't until after she had tied him up and raped him that she thought to ask his age!!!

4. Wesley. ... He was a lovely boy, in love with an older woman who he looked up to, and who she saw as a challenge.
I felt sorry for Wes through most of the book to be honest as he is treated like a glorified skivvy until he decides he wants her, and she panics.

5. The narration. ..... quite possibly the worst Welsh accent I have EVER heard.
I actually live in Wales near the Brecon Beacons in the Valleys and they have a very strong Welsh accent however NONE of them sound like that! !

6. This was NOT erotic at all, I like reading a bit of BDSM the same as the next girl, but there is a difference between a little spanking and actually ending up in hospital with a broken rib !!!!!

So Thanks Tiffany but um..........No Thanks!

Book: Better when he's bad

Genre: NA

Type: Audiobook.

Book rating: ☆☆☆☆

Narration rating: ☆☆☆☆

Review

Shane 'Bax' Baxter is a bad boy, a real bad boy not one of these arty farty YA oh I'm bad because of blah blah blah, he is just BAD, and I LOVED HIM!!

He has been out of prison for a few days and is trying to find his friend, his best friend, who he is convinced set him up.

Bax comes from the wrong side of the tracks and knows how to look after himself, if you get in his way he will fu@k you up, big time.

He meets Dovie, who although has had the same bringing up as Bax wants to make something of herself and get out of "The Point" where they all live.

They meet and sparks fly, literally, from a tazer gun!!

I liked this story in that Dovie brings out he best in Bax, he is never going to stop being bad, but she makes him also know that he is capable of being good, in more ways than one!!