Book: The Siren

Genre: BDSM Erotica

Type: Audiobook.

Book rating: ☆☆

Narration rating: ☆☆

Review

Actual rating 1.5☆

Ok i did not like this book, it was not erotic at all in fact it was just plain wrong!

Need examples ?? Ok then

1. Nora.......... well plain and simple she was a slut!

Her complete vocabulary consisted of double entendre and sex references.
She basically wanted to shag anyone, anytime , anyplace.......in fact for the rest of this review I shall be referring to her by the new name Martini ! (if you are old enough then this will make sense to you)

2. Zack. ...... I'm a big shot editor however this new author scares me.
I love my wife but I have left her because of .......... ??! But what I actually want to do is have sex with Nora Martini as she's made it perfectly clear that she wants me.

3. Søren......Eww eww ewww !!
I have a Lot to say about him.
***Hang on while I climb onto my soapbox ***
I shall put this into a spoiler, just in case !!!

Spoiler

HE IS A PRIEST FOR GOODNESS SAKE, NOT ONLY THAT HE WAS HER PRIEST!!! Doesn't that go against the preisty rules or something!!!!!!!

Now I am now a prude by any way shape or form but this book of weirdness made me very uncomfortable.
So not only is he a man of the cloth he "waited" for Nora Martini to be of age !!! WTF !!!
It actually pulls you into a sense of thinking "well he did wait"......but she was 15 when he "fell in love with her"
Ahh how romantic for a grown man 20 yrs older than you, falling in love with you when you are under the age of consent. ......Ahh how romantic that he waited till she was 20....... and only then did he BEAT THE ACTUAL SHIT OUT OF HER !!!! I mean what the actual f**k !!!!!!

This book is nothing short of paedo porn........i mean Søren even gave Martini a 15 yr old boy for their anniversary present! It wasn't until after she had tied him up and raped him that she thought to ask his age!!!

4. Wesley. ... He was a lovely boy, in love with an older woman who he looked up to, and who she saw as a challenge.
I felt sorry for Wes through most of the book to be honest as he is treated like a glorified skivvy until he decides he wants her, and she panics.

5. The narration. ..... quite possibly the worst Welsh accent I have EVER heard.
I actually live in Wales near the Brecon Beacons in the Valleys and they have a very strong Welsh accent however NONE of them sound like that! !

6. This was NOT erotic at all, I like reading a bit of BDSM the same as the next girl, but there is a difference between a little spanking and actually ending up in hospital with a broken rib !!!!!

So Thanks Tiffany but um..........No Thanks!