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Another great read by Ms Blakely.


Only one POV in this one, and it is read by the always fabulous Zachary Webber.


I thought I would have like to have heard the POV from the other MC Violet, but actually it really works well not having it.


Also glad that Cooper wasn't a douche.


I love friends to lovers stories, and this one hits all of the right buttons.

Book: Room

Genre: Drama

Type: Audiobook.

Book rating: ☆☆☆☆

Narration rating: ☆☆☆☆

Review

It's really difficult to review this book, 1 because of the subject matter and 2 because of the narration.

The story is narrated by a 5 year old little boy called Jack.
He lives in 'Room' with 'Ma' this is the only place he has ever known as he was born there.

Room is 11ft by 11ft with a bath, cooker a bed, a wardrobe all of the creature comforts you would ever want and Jack is happy!

Ma is not happy.....

Ma was kidnapped at the age of 19 and put into the room and has not been able to leave for 7 years!

Jack has lots of friends, he has Bed, Wardrobe, Plant, Egg Snake and Dora in TV.

Because the whole story is told from Jacks POV you never really understand everything that is happening in Room but you can feel it.

You can feel it when they look at 'Watch' and it is 8.47pm and he runs into 'Wardrobe' to his bed so that he isn't there when 'Old Nick' comes in at 9pm....

You can feel it when he counts the grunts until it goes quiet and Old Nick leaves...

You can feel it when Jack speaks about people in TV not being really real, and 'Outside' is outer space ......

The narration is hard at first, and I felt guilty about being a bit fed up with it after a few chapters, it started to grate my nerves, but after that I understood why it was done like that.

A good but difficult read.

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🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 Hilariously Funny Stars

So as you may or may not know i have a huge allergy to anything Non Fiction related, i mean i know it's real life, and it's very interesting, but my mind just goes NOPE and i can't concentrate on them.

This one was a HUGE exception, i pretty much laughed from the first sentence onwards throughout the whole book.

Narrated by the author Jenny Lawson, she takes us through her hilarious life stories.

Who is Jenny Lawson and why is she making a book you ask?? Yep i did too.

Jenny Lawson is a blogger, she writes The Bloggess and it is utterly brilliant, i am a new follower of her blog, Twitter, Facebook, i mean I'm practically stalking the poor woman now!

The reason being, she is like my spirit animal, i am a little bit in love with her (in a non stalker/serial killer way) I mean, I don't want to use her skin as a table lamp or anything, but I would love to meet her as she just sounds amazing!

Her family background is just too fabulous to describe, but things like her taxidermist father waking her and her sister up in the middle of the night to show her a 'Magic Squirrel' (read dead and hand stuffed up his ass) is one of the highlights.

You dont often meet people that say 'I had a pet Raccoon in my bathtub' very often, if at all, and even if they do, they certainly wouldn't dress them in little shorts!

Not every page is full of laughs, there are a few times that my heart hurt for her, especially when she spoke about trying to conceive, but most of it is done with a chipper side of laughs.

Not many people can sing at the top of their lungs "I GOT MY HAND STUCK IN A COWS VAGINA" and get away with it, but she does, and she does it brilliantly.

If possible listen to the audio, you wont regret it.

📣Jenny, i doubt that you will, but if you ever read this then know i am TOTALLY up for us being BFF's, i dont even need to move into your basement or anything, i can just turn up unannounced, as long as i don't get attacked by any Turkey/Quail guard dogs 😂

🎧🎧Narration for the book is done by Jenny herself, and it was AMAZING, she is hilariously funny, and although some of the subjects are heartwrenching she still delivers a stellar performance.