This committed the sin of being boring

I hate men

For being a lawyer, she is really, really, dumb. Dog bed by the oven? Dog on the dining table? Random pets in the store? Marrying someone you just met again for the first time in years? Following people around? Making a bunch of food when you know that NO ONE is coming into the shop? Not getting the oven checked before you started using it, when you knew it was unreliable at best, and then being surprised it’s broken?

Review Slime x1
Plot: 1, Emotionally Moving: 1, World Building: 1, Stakes: 1, Reason for Existing: 1, Chemistry: 1, Gramatical Structure: 1, Voice Acting: 1, Comedy: 1, Creativity: 1, Mansplaining: 6, Pissing Me Off: 10

This slime was made by eating my will to live and over explaining a world that has not been developed