For being a lawyer, she is really, really, dumb. Dog bed by the oven? Dog on the dining table? Random pets in the store? Marrying someone you just met again for the first time in years? Following people around? Making a bunch of food when you know that NO ONE is coming into the shop? Not getting the oven checked before you started using it, when you knew it was unreliable at best, and then being surprised it’s broken?