This book caused me to grit my teeth so many times I need to go to the dentist.

Abandoned at 27%.

This review by Emma sums up everything I felt.

I made it 48 pages. The dialogue was so robotic and weird that if I met any of these characters in person I would run screaming in the other direction.

I suffered through 57% and I cannot finish.

This predictable and tepid plot needed a story that was both hilarious and heartfelt. It was neither.

I gave up at 150 pages, read the ending, and genuinely wished I hadn't wasted my time on a single page. I can't believe there are 431 of them. How can there possibly be 431 pages of these two idiots not admitting they are in love

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until they are fifty goddamn years old? So unbelievably dumb.

Body-snatching is gross, and trying to turn it into a "pure" love story is just beyond problematic. The protagonist is a creep and I just can't be inside his horrible little head for this many pages.

Gave up at 11% / page 31.

Why were all of these scenes so long? What should have been short, snappy scenes dragged on for minutes and minutes. It was unbearably stupid.

I am also so fucking tired of the trope of innocent virginal girl and ten-years-older world-traveler man.

Abandoned at 28%.

I should have known from the split infinitive in the title that the author wasn't very intelligent, but I gave her the benefit of the doubt.

I should not have. I made it through a whopping 10%, all of which was yammering speculation and 0% of which was science.

Gave up about 24%. The horrible stereotypes about women, relationships, men, god all of it was so bad. I read the epilogue and threw up in my mouth.

I made it through seven hours of audio (WHICH IS ONLY 48% AND THIS BOOK IS MUCH TOO LONG) before the two love interests finally meet, and it's not even a good meetcute. It's no longer worth boring myself with this.

Literally made it 6% and I'm pretty sure this book gave me an anxiety disorder. Eleanor is so incomprehensibly stupid that I cannot stomach any more of this.