AUDREY'S ONE-SENTENCE BOOK REVIEWS

Girls will be like "why are there so many alternate timelines where I end up with horrible men?" and then turn around and

drug her husband & manipulate him into ending the current version of reality by exploiting his love for her

for the reason of escaping the consequences of her very dumb actions, without even the dignity of having a serious moral crisis afterward

AUDREY'S ONE-SENTENCE BOOK REVIEWS

I love Tillie Walden and Tegan & Sara so much, but the setting update from the 1990s to the 2020s felt like it was done in half-measures (kids into punk-grunge in 2023? they have smartphones, but never post their music on tiktok or youtube?).

AUDREY'S ONE-SENTENCE BOOK REVIEWS

Atmosphere, but at the expense of plot, character, romance, stakes... basically anything

AUDREY'S ONE-SENTENCE BOOK REVIEWS

I love reading Scott Lynch because it's like reading a Jonathan Stroud where the characters can say "fuck"

AUDREY'S ONE-SENTENCE BOOK REVIEWS

For every person you worship, demonize, envy, pity, or trust... you ARE that person to someone else