AUDREY'S ONE-SENTENCE BOOK REVIEWS

the time The Realistic Joneses and Animorphs had a poetic, existential, fucked up little baby that I love so much

AUDREY'S ONE-SENTENCE BOOK REVIEWS

shoutout to Harriet and Peter for normalizing wearing dog collars on the daily and practicing strangling your significant other with a silk scarf in public..........

AUDREY'S ONE-SENTENCE BOOK REVIEWS

Oliver Marks: and that's how I became the first ever liberal arts student to develop a homoerotic fixation so strong that it both paralyzed & consumed me

AUDREY'S ONE-SENTENCE BOOK REVIEWS

spare yet fluid and surreal, like a dream before interpretation

AUDREY'S ONE-SENTENCE BOOK REVIEWS

me: I love Mrs. Maisel but the only thing it was missing was some codependent gay newsies

Cat Sebastian: I got you covered

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this version of the story was really dumbed-down despite being based on a children's book... like, was the author afraid we wouldn't find Mary sympathetic if she had a genuinely bad temper? was the obstacle of loneliness & grief so abstract that we needed to add an evil stepmother? 

AUDREY'S ONE-SENTENCE BOOK REVIEWS

Maybe the REAL cousins were the friends we made along the way