5.07k reviews by:

hyzie

Filter

33 reviews

CreepyPasta for the Soul

Kyle Byrom

DID NOT FINISH: 22%

Not creepy. Maybe pasta.

Adult Drama

Natalie Beach

DID NOT FINISH: 22%

Just bored

Why We Love Horror Movies

Cullen Hardy

DID NOT FINISH: 12%

Incoherent mess

Dyatlov Pass Incident: The Grotesque Death Of Nine

John Downey

DID NOT FINISH: 11%

This is garbled English at best. Why do I keep finding these books? 

Into a Wicked World

Jordan Riley Swan

DID NOT FINISH: 15%

There's probably a better way of describing this than "twee" but damned if I can find it. The romance is making me wince already. I am about 95% sure I know at least one of the "twists," and I don't even care enough to skim to find out if I'm right. I was excited about this book before I started. 

Before and After Getting Your Puppy: The Positive Approach to Raising a Happy, Healthy, and Well-Behaved Dog

Ian Dunbar

DID NOT FINISH: 19%

Holy shit, this is fear-mongering as Hell. 

As a rule of thumb, your puppy needs to meet at least a hundred different people during his first month at home. Not only is this easier to do than it might sound, it’s also lots of fun.

and also:

Regardless of breed, breeding, pedigree, and lineage, if your prospective puppy’s socialization and training programs are not well under way by eight weeks of age, he is already developmentally retarded.

and finally, this, repeated easily a dozen times in the 19% I've read: 

Remember, it takes only a few days’ start to ruin an otherwise perfect puppy.

Like...my dude, this is not helpful advice for parents of a puppy. All this has done is convince me I should not have adopted my abandoned puppy, all dogs have horrible problems, and my beautiful Gwen, whom I raised from a puppy, had no right to turn out as well as she did. There is no actionable advice (maybe that's later but I'm nearly 20% in), just lots of "remember if the puppy didn't get trained before you got it it is ruined" and "everything you do has the potential of ruining your dog." 

Twisted Sorcery

Kira Adler

DID NOT FINISH: 21%

Meh

Heart, Haunt, Havoc

Freydís Moon

DID NOT FINISH: 8%

Author shenanigans

The Power Of Sleep

Jennifer Molano, The Great Courses

DID NOT FINISH: 86%

Meh

Amy Chelsea Stacie Dee

Mary G. Thompson

DID NOT FINISH: 7%

Another book I just can't care enough about to pick back up after the library return.