haithar's Reviews (744)

If you can't do DVP with your step-dad, who can you share a girl with? 

Lordy lord help me, I loved this haha. Who knew a dirty farmer named Dusty could inspire such filth! This was funny, cringe and smut filled. It's got a lot going on, double virgins, daddy, breeding, and show him how it's done. Bravo Jessa Kane.

I think this might be Chloe Maine's funniest book yet, I legit laughed out loud a couple of times. Also the oldest heroine I've read by her yet (ripe old age of 28 /s) so she's mature but still had this innocence about her that was so endearing. 

A timeless tale: the hero was drawn to a woman who turned out to be a student in his class. So he did the honourable thing and channeled all his lust into jerking it to the camera for strangers online. Bless his heart. Of course the heroine was his number 1 fan. I don't hate this cliche. It's a fun sweet smutty Christmas novella. Did some of the story elements not make sense? Sure but the vibes were right. Look, is the premise out there? Yes. Hero jerks it on the site OnlySanta but dresses as a cowboy because his persona is that he's the rodeo champ of the North Pole ??? Don't question it, embrace it.

Thanks to Chloe Maine for the review copy and this is my honest review.

This was cute and festive, keeping Santa hat on while boning was A+

Thanks to Amazon Original Stories and Netgalley for the review copy.

5 stars reread via audiobook. The audiobook with Susan Ericksen narration is most excellent, she embodied the heroine in her sternness most vividly. 

This was thoroughly enjoyable, what an action packed book and so many inspired scenes, I did not expect it. It's my first Sarah MacLean and definitely won't be the last. 

This was sweet, always going to love a firefighter hero especially when he's a sunny sweetheart that says please and is eager to feast on the stairs.

Thanks to Amazon Original Stories and Netgalley for the review copy.

It's not just a romance between two colleagues, it's also a PSA highlighting the injustice of how badly adjunct professors are paid that they have to take many side gigs including riding around in a penis-mobile for a marketing gimmick.

The story is convoluted and the whole mincemeat business seems like it was for the puns and I didn't care for the characters. The end was great though.

Thanks to Amazon Original Stories and Netgalley for the review copy.

Surprise wedding night deflowering request from the groom, give a girl some notice! Heroine is a trooper taking the best man's big candy cane, need this whole back story expanded but quick holiday themed read.

Oh my days, I cannot get enough of filthy cowboys written by Elliott Rose. The first book (Chasing the Wild) with Daddy Cole blew me away and so did Uncle Storm who, by the way, has his own name tattooed on his hand. I'm into it.

So it's a taboo romance between the estranged step uncle/ niece and they had to live in an one bedroom cabin together for the foreseeable future. The forced proximity was sizzling and it only got hotter because of the forbidden. Compelling first chapter with their meet cute when he thought she was a buckle bunny who broke into his house, so he was gonna bang her and maybe let her come because he's feeling generous but oops it's his niece. Amazing.

Hard to write a spoiler free review when I just want to shout about all the delicious things they got up to. The heroine was escaping from her old life and wanted to relinquish control and be dominated so the hero obliged. He'll have her whenever and wherever if she's wearing his leather cuff which was all the time, the saucy minx. 

I was in love with the first 3/4 of the book, happy times with jealous plots, sexy stick shift driving lessons, bathroom shenanigans and the obligatory barn funsies.

Thanks to Elliott Rose and Luna Literary for the review copy.