Favorite line:
"*falls out a window and down many stories" I'm okay..."-Deadpool

Favorite lines:
"Oh crap. I might've killed him. Why oh why do I let my enthusiastic nature always get the best of me?"-Deadpool

"I've had like-- THREE action figures of me -- and I heard they might make a plush toy, too! And t-shirts, so...so...so THERE!"-Deadpool to Spiderman

"You got the powers of a friggin' SPIDER-- how can you HIT so HARD? When's the last time a spider tossed out a knockout punch?"-Deadpool

Favorite line:
"What's with the voice?"-Bucky
"You should talk. At least mine don't crack!"-Deadpool
"It just did."-Bucky
"But due to understandable stress, not 'cause of puberty!"-Deadpool

In this issue, Deadpool jumps through different timelines to find Cable. In one, Cable is a bad guy, in another he's good, in the third, he's a machine, and in the last, he's just a baby and Sinister is there. Each scenario is a struggle.

Favorite lines:
"Uhm...Hello? Bonjour? Chimichanga?"-Deadpool

"Soldier Cable, Preacher Cable, Machine Cable-- All I'm missing is Teenage Mutant Ninja Cable and Barbra Streisand Cable and then I got the whole collection."-Deadpool

Favorite lines:

"Can you give them something to calm them down? A magic valium or chocolate?"-Bob
"OOH, I want chocolate too!"-Deadpool

"Bob, you wait here."-Deadpool
"Okay. Where are you going?"-Bob
"To do something ridiculously heroic!"-Deadpool

"This guy stole my identity--even though he says I stole his -- and even though I know it's all still open for debate depending on which writer you like best, I personally would really prefer that I still be me and he not be me by not being alive!"-Deadpool

Favorite lines:

"FINALLY, a chance to kick a dinosaur ass! They nee to pay for letting Jeff Goldblum survive not just one, but two, Jurassic Park movies!"-Deadpool

"I agree, boy, we have said the word 'loincloth' far too many times in just a few pages."-Deadpool

"Wait, I can't hear my own voice! Am I even talking?! My gift to the world! GONE!"-Deadpool

"Sewer pipes. The Super Mario strategy. Always works for him, so why shouldn't it work for me?"-Deadpool

Favorite lines:

"How do you say 'OH, $#!?' in Skrull-ese?"-Deadpool