*Leigh mcnasty voice* I LITERALLY DON'T EVEN CAAAAAAREEEEE-UHHHH. 

I just can't muster up a single fuck to give about this book right now. I might revisit when I have a different mood but I'm not into it right now. 

Not in the mood for a middle grade book at the moment. 

I don't like these characters and their bickering isn't cute 

too much religion and a little to YA for my current mood.

boring

Did not vibe with narrator, and it does not fit any current reading challenges. 

After seeing a few less than favorable reviews, I don't think I have 10 hours of time to dedicate to this one. 

Bad reviews and no good hook

Audiobook format is kind of annoying. Will try again with ebook someday.