austinisweird's Reviews (460)

2.5⭐

There is literally no chemistry between Cal and Shadow, the worldbuilding is interesting but not to the effect where i'd read the second book and the fact that Shadow was the princess all along was not surprising.

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“What I did next was so impulsive and dangerous I should've been named ADHD poster child of the year.”


Overall: 5

☞I think this review is better than mine so read it: https://www.goodreads.com/review/show/5383320148

DNF at 11%
This book is not for an atheist
I also think that this book took bible verses out of context

5⭐

“Your inpatient human hormones are my powerful alley at this point”
-Edward Cullen

Personally I think that vamps shouldn't be able to have children or spark but no one ever listened to me-


What I wrote in google docs when I was listening to Breaking Dawn
(March 26, 2023)

-I hate breaking dawn so goddamn much that I am going to write fanfiction about Edward x Jacob
-Bro, I can't spell anything
-*Cutely kills Bella*
-Write this fanfic is going to be so much fun because it reminds me of the enemies-to-lovers trope
-I have an honest question for Stephenie Meyer. WHY DID YOU MAKE JACOB INTO A PEDOPHILIA AND WHY ARE VANPIRES MORMAN????? AND WHY ARE VAMPIRES SPARKLY???????????
-The audiobook is so fucking lonnnngggg (It’s 20 hours long)
-Team Alice

4.25⭐

5⭐

5 ⭐
Dam boy, I just love this comic.

2.75⭐

Has nothing to do with Green Lantern; also I don't care for the art style.