“Your inpatient human hormones are my powerful alley at this point”
-Edward Cullen

Personally I think that vamps shouldn't be able to have children or spark but no one ever listened to me-


What I wrote in google docs when I was listening to Breaking Dawn
(March 26, 2023)

-I hate breaking dawn so goddamn much that I am going to write fanfiction about Edward x Jacob
-Bro, I can't spell anything
-*Cutely kills Bella*
-Write this fanfic is going to be so much fun because it reminds me of the enemies-to-lovers trope
-I have an honest question for Stephenie Meyer. WHY DID YOU MAKE JACOB INTO A PEDOPHILIA AND WHY ARE VANPIRES MORMAN????? AND WHY ARE VAMPIRES SPARKLY???????????
-The audiobook is so fucking lonnnngggg (It’s 20 hours long)
-Team Alice