2014: I will take my own word on this rating, I suppose. If it was more than a two star read, I imagine I would remember it ...

The classic ugly duckling story - of course she has to lose weight to be beautiful! Of course she has to lose her glasses to be beautiful! Of course she has to smoke weed by a waterfall to be ... wait. What?

Allison falling for the "bad boy" is something no one saw coming! It's okay, girl. He's very sweet once you get past his rough exterior and obviously dotes on you - something we see throughout the rest of the series from her friends' POVs. This kid has it bad for her!

Okay, gross. You don't liken your partner to a child right after you get done banging the hell out of him.