This has been conflated in my memory with the Disney Channel Original Movie "The Luck of the Irish" (what is with leprechauns and basketball, anyway?) Anything is better when you add Timothy Omundson to it.

Reading this in modern times is a bit baffling, as Great Aunt Jane should seriously be super dead from basically living in a house made of uranium. Is she a mutant? Is this where the ghouls in Fallout got their start? The world may never know.

The title of this still tickles me decades later.

SNOWBALL

I made myself a snowball
As perfect as could be.
I thought I'd keep it as a pet
And let it sleep with me.
I made it some pajamas
And a pillow for its head.
Then last night it ran away,
But first - it wet the bed.