You know, maybe it's because we're in the midst of a pandemic, and our culture is on the verge of either fully collapsing or evolving magnificently to survive, but I just couldn't justify spending anymore time with this book after the line "put the man in manicure".
Good god, I am so tired of oh-so-clever-and-witty books by people who probably haven't even made it through an episode of SNL in the past ten years.

DNF at 30%. Structure felt like this was an unfinished second draft and the lack of footnotes and direct contradiction of well-known facts about the royal family makes me not want to continue any further.