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syncup


Nah, what the fuck was this? “I do drugs and don’t pay attention to anything or anyone, expect this entire book is about my thoughts about them.
also, I’m 40% sure my friend dies in 9/11, she was hot when she jumped it her death 🤪
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The Past Is Red

Catherynne M. Valente

DID NOT FINISH: 8%

Really, murdercunt and fuckwits. I’m all for dystopias, but idk how we got here and this book is not interesting enough to drag myself through it to find out. 

The One

John Marrs

DID NOT FINISH: 8%

“He heard of people being match with people of the same sex and people decades older than themselves. He didn’t want to be match with a queer or geriatric”

In a book where dna is supposed to find your PERFECT match, that so fucking unnecessary. 

R/Fantasy 2024 April Fools Hard mode: Pollen-nesian: “hey this book didn’t mention it’s from the pacific” but it’s written by an new zeland author who’s books all take place in the pacific and the main characters dialect is clearly Austrialian. She didn’t even know her home address, of course she didn’t mention the country she’s in (and it’s dystopian, who’s to say the countries are the same)

I say it counts.