me: it can’t possibly all be rhyming couplets
[it indeed all fucking rhymed]

finally admitting i’m not a crime reader

“hmm this book has a fun idea but the language in it is a bit weird” to anti-Blackness and slurs pipeline is one hell of a way to disappoint me

no one is more surprised than me right now but this just isn’t hitting like T Kingfisher usually does 😭 

i’m coming back to this one but like. my brain is melting 

i really thought i would love this one but it’s just reading flat 

i am too ill to try and parse fake scotland rn

This had so much potential but did not pull me in for one moment because of the structure and lack of characterisation. I will probably give it another go when I’m not trying to beat Sara 😗✌️