Clowns give me nightmares ok

this hurt me

Karen you wild, wild woman!!! Perfect for fans of We Were Liars. 

The beginning was so strong but this timeline is so confusing and I absolutely do not vibe with this audiobook narration. 

Surely I cannot give this book more than 3 stars lmao

Where does this girl live that her rent is $500!!!! 

THE SPERM WAS ICING

Honestly my jaw was on the ground for 75% of this book and also at one point I laughed so hard I had literal tears streaming down my face???? 

Highly recommend! I especially loved the exploration of the relationship between disability, queerness, and kink. 

Well then 🥵

She really saved the best for last 🥹

I’m sorry but “I think we should revisit the details of our arrangement” was an annoyingly hot proposal 

Definitely one of my favorite books of the year. I would like to read this on repeat for a long time.