"Money doesn't buy happiness."

"Well, I only wanted to rent it for a few weeks!"

Wizardry was the only refuge. Well actually, he was no good at wizardry either but at least he was definitively no good at it. He has always felt he had a right to exist as a wizard. In the same way that you couldn't do proper maths without the number zero, which wasn't a number at all but if it went away would have a lot larger numbers looking bloody stupid!

Luck is my middle name, mind you, my first name is bad.