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Moderate: Cursing, Death, Sexual content, Suicide, Grief, Pregnancy, Alcohol
Minor: Dementia
Graphic: Domestic abuse, Misogyny, Racism, Sexism, Pregnancy
Moderate: Alcoholism, Animal cruelty, Animal death, Body shaming, Bullying, Child abuse, Confinement, Death, Emotional abuse, Gore, Gun violence, Physical abuse, Racial slurs, Violence, Blood, Religious bigotry, Gaslighting, Alcohol, Injury/Injury detail, Classism
Minor: Incest, Infidelity, Rape, Sexual content, Vomit, Grief, Death of parent, Fire/Fire injury
Graphic: Vomit
Moderate: Bullying, Sexual content, Medical content, Grief
Minor: Death of parent, Alcohol
Have I mentioned, by the way, that I love it when the conflict in an emerging relationship (i.e., the third act breakup) is organically developed from the backstory and from characters responsibly working through their baggage rather than from a simple miscommunication? Ugh. So good. Anyway... pick this up if you:
- were on the fence about The Love Hypothesis but like the idea of rom-coms featuring women scientists finding love (and a fitting career and health insurance)
- are prepared for mature, explicit communication, in and out of the bedroom
- are prepared for groan-worthy science puns
- are intrigued by an acrimonious hedgehog roommate
- like the "friend's brother" trope and the subversion of the fake-dating trope
- are a recovering people pleaser or peacemaker or (thanks, patriarchy and gender roles!) only girl in your family
Graphic: Chronic illness, Sexual content, Gaslighting
Moderate: Cursing, Sexism, Grief, Death of parent, Alcohol
Minor: Cancer, Terminal illness, Acephobia/Arophobia, Outing
"You are a professional."
"Yes, ma'am," Alice said.
"You would never behave in a manner contrary to the agency's Code of Conduct."
"No, ma'am."
"Because this is a thriller, not a romance, isn't that so, Agent A?"
"Yes, ma'am."
The final thrillingly fantastical romantic farce in India Holton's Dangerous Damsels series is even more packed with literary (mis)quotes, (mis)adventures, and innuendo. And this time with two book-nerd protagonists — Alice (Agent A) and Bixby (Agent B) — who steal our hearts and have us instantly under the spells as if they were born to piracy or witchcraft instead of the secret service.
“Reading is not a hobby,” she said. “It is a way of life.” He was silent a moment as he considered this, then he nodded in agreement."
Alice and Bixby, two orphans who were (mis)educated and molded into top agents, are clearly the heart of this story, but readers of the series will be happy to find that Cecilia and Ned, Charlotte and Alex, and the elderly piratical matriarchs all have significant roles here at the end — and at the end of the end in a surprisingly touching epilogue that champions female friendship and found family.
It's the middle of the story that lags a bit for me. Alice and Bixby's undercover attempts to find a weapon at a house party of pirates drags on a bit long for my tastes, though there are plenty of pirate shenanigans and (un)veiled sexual tension to keep most readers happy.
Besides Alice and Bixby's relationship (superb), the good-natured lampooning of the literary (always amusing), and the incorporation of past characters, the rambunctiously intelligent writing voice is what makes me a fan of these books. The Secret Service of Tea and Treason reaches Terry-Pratchett-levels of a sort of anthropocentric metaphoring that I never cease to find blazingly brilliant and absurdly amusing.
His brain ran around shouting urgent orders and waving red flags, trying to forestall an eruption of emotion he absolutely could not afford... And his heart, sighing in defeat, packed up all its wild and hungry longings and went to hide under a blanket.
Daniel and Alice exchanged a glance that didn't know whether to be amused or anxious, but that mostly wished it could go sit in a corner somewhere and read a book.
A laugh sounded... It was dry, brief; the kind of laugh that has eyes in the back of its head and just knows when you're about to do something stupid.
As the silence lengthened, growing heavy with overtones, undertones, and implications, the air between them blushed, made up an excuse, and departed the room in awkward haste.
Moderate: Child abuse, Emotional abuse, Panic attacks/disorders, Sexual content, Violence, Injury/Injury detail
Minor: Animal cruelty, Gun violence, Physical abuse, Abandonment
These young readers felt things about books, which is why I call them great readers. Being a great reader has nothing to do with reading great sophisticated books or reading great long books or even with reading a great many books. Being a great reader means feeling something about books.
The Lost Library is told in three perspectives: 1) Evan, who is an inquisitive boy entering the last summer before middle school; 2) Al, a ghostly librarian who has lost her place in the world; and 3) Mortimer, a large orange cat who is dedicated, kind, and lonely. They are connected, tenuously, by a little free library, and more deeply by the mysteries of the former town library, another inquisitive boy, and the improbabilities of mice.
The dear boy was, as I've said, a great reader. He read a good number of books and, more importantly, he took some of them straight into his heart.
Fun, sweet, mysterious, sad, triumphant, and just a touch fantastical — it's a near perfect middle grade read.
Moderate: Death, Grief, Fire/Fire injury
Minor: Mental illness, Death of parent
Moderate: Chronic illness
Minor: Abandonment, Injury/Injury detail
Minor: Child abuse, Cursing, Emotional abuse, Sexual content, Dementia, Grief, Death of parent
The Museum of Ordinary People is sort of a late coming-of-age tale about grief, losing and finding oneself, the people we're meant to keep in our lives, the people we're meant to let go, and the extraordinary ordinary people and things we could all see a little more clearly and think about a little more deeply. Populated with realistic and relatable characters (main character Jess is, in particular, perfectly written and developed), the book is also given a suitably simple, warm tone by the audiobook narration.
Graphic: Grief
Moderate: Addiction, Alcoholism, Body shaming, Bullying, Cancer, Antisemitism, Death of parent, Fire/Fire injury, Gaslighting, Abandonment, Alcohol
Minor: Hate crime, Violence, Antisemitism, Abortion, Pregnancy
Moderate: Addiction, Cancer, Chronic illness, Death, Drug abuse, Terminal illness, Grief, Alcohol
Minor: Homophobia, Sexual content, Pregnancy, Abandonment