This book is a literal war crime. This is legit torture. Richard Osman should be arrested for writing something so terrible. I know the Geneva Convention. I know my rights!

Things are certainly getting interesting! I really like the characters and where the story is going. It isn't everything for me, but it's something I really enjoy!

WHAT A SURPRISE! I picked it up because I liked the title, and ended up really liking it! It's inspired by the Princess Bride, and it's there, but only just. The main character is also amazing. So happy I picked this up by chance!

Is this great literature? Absolutely not. But am I having a blast while reading? 100%! This series is fun, cute, and clever, and I'm enjoying it so much! I can't pinpoint why I love it, but I do, and that's all that matters.

This series was just fun! I really enjoyed it and just had a blast reading it. There are flaws, but I seriously don't care. It was fun, and that's all that matters to me.

I was so excited for this book and thought it was gonna be a 5, but I didn't like the world, I found the characters boring, and the plot was just... blah. I'm insanely sad that I didn't love this book because I thought I would. I think others will love it though.

I wish this was darker, but this was a beautifully written thriller that kept me on the edge of my seat!

Good book about trauma, but the first half is very triggering and medical-heavy. Hard to read at first, but gets way easier half way through.

2.5 out of 5
Super disappointed with this book. Really wanted to love it, but it was the okay-est book to ever okay. It wasn't clever or funny or exciting. I was bored and uninterested and didn't care about the main character.