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The Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka

The Metamorphosis

Franz Kafka

5.0
AUDREY'S ONE-SENTENCE BOOK REVIEWS

The REAL horror is the demands of capitalism...... girl I been there
The House in the Cerulean Sea by TJ Klune

The House in the Cerulean Sea

TJ Klune

5.0
Sabriel by Garth Nix

Sabriel

Garth Nix

5.0
Milk Fed by Melissa Broder

Milk Fed

Melissa Broder

4.0
The Wild Robot by Peter Brown

The Wild Robot

Peter Brown

1.0
AUDREY'S ONE-SENTENCE BOOK REVIEWS

To quote Dewey Malcolminthemiddle, "I expect nothing and I'm still let down"
How to Talk to Girls At Parties: The Graphic Novel by Neil Gaiman

How to Talk to Girls At Parties: The Graphic Novel

Neil Gaiman

5.0
Weird Pig by Robert Long Foreman

Weird Pig

Robert Long Foreman

3.0
The Hobbit: or There and Back Again by J.R.R. Tolkien

The Hobbit: or There and Back Again

J.R.R. Tolkien

4.0
The Lost Colony by Eoin Colfer

The Lost Colony

Eoin Colfer

4.0
Junie B. Jones #18: First Grader (at Last!) by Barbara Park

Junie B. Jones #18: First Grader (at Last!)

Barbara Park

5.0
AUDREY'S ONE-SENTENCE BOOK REVIEWS

When I was in third grade, I went to a Halloween party where my costume of choice was Junie B., First Grader, and every single other girl who was invited was dressed as a vampire