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Great book for anyone with egg thoughts

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Kenji Miyazawa said "I only like exactly three things: Birds, Trains, and Space" so he wrote stories ONLY about those three things, and I high-key respect him for it.

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Every character in this book is a) too horny to function and b) vehemently anti-cheerleader for reasons that go unexplored

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Hey, that's my name!

AUDREY'S ONE-SENTENCE BOOK REVIEWS

I'm interested in the idea of viewing the same marriage from the perspective of two different people..... but did it have to be THESE people?

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The intersection between science and morality is wildly fascinating, so obviously it had to be nerfed with obscure literary allusions, completely inaccessible terminology, and tangential anecdotes to the point where getting even a nugget of information is as frustrating and impenetrable a task as cracking a Brazil nut with your bare hands

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Pete Holmes' philosophy of rediscovering the holy in the mundane is so eager and honest that I would cry while listening to this audiobook in the car and I'd show up to the club looking like I just heard some terrible news about the family

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Finally, a book that answers the question: "what if you were forced to sell your webkinz into prostitution?"

AUDREY'S ONE-SENTENCE BOOK REVIEWS

I could say a lot of things about this collection, but I think that whoever owned my copy before me summed it up best: in the margins, they simply wrote "GOOD", underlined twice.