Woof.

A fun short read for any cat lover. Cats are wonderful, yet awful at the same time.

CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT!

"Dying young can really help an art career along. It's the careerist ultimate paradox."

"I'd like to pause right here for a mild attack on Facebook Inc. for hijacking the word friend.

It used to mean something if someone was your friend. You didn't get friend requests. Someone didn't ask to be your friend. They just became your friend because you spent time with them and showed them that you cared. They were your friend because they were present in your life, active in your happiness, and supportive in your ambitions. They were accountable to you."

"I was raised to always say "I love you" before leaving the house. It was something my grandfather had done wit his parents and he instilled it in me. Because (he said) you never know when you're going to see your loved ones again."

"For $25 you can order a jar of toenails online."

"The Goliath Spider's fangs are as long as a paperclip."

"Tigers and house cats share 95% of the same genes."

"People who love to read tend to be nicer and more understanding a study found."

"When a female dragon fly is annoyed by a male she will play dead until he leaves."

"A whale's earwax can be as thick as a mattress."

"Not all love stories end the way you want them to, but often, that's what makes them worth telling."