In the chapter about bog bodies the author describes how a man, Andy Mould, found two bog bodies at his job. Loading peat onto a conveyor belt he threw a weird clump at his friend. It happened to be part of a head. It was a bog body.

The next year he chucked another weird clump at his friend. It was part of a leg. He discovered another bog body.

All I could think of was the quote from Phineas and Ferb, "Wow, if I had a nickel for every time I was doomed I'd have two nickels - which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice."

3.5 rounded up. The romance was flat, but the demon voice in her head was spectacular.

"The two were together, so the two were the same: "The girl, the King... and the monster they became.""

3.5

This was a textbook. I loved it.