3.5

"He might have been an ancient power, but he certainly had a petty streak."

“Anything worth doing always starts as a bad idea."

"This is awkward. Does he know they lost?"

4.5.

The dog survives.

If Divergent and How to Train Your Dragon had a baby. Is it cheesy, yes. Does it hit every YA cliche, yes. Did 2011 me love it? Yes.

This house needs a visit to Home Depot.