There is nothing wrong with describing your firsts for sex, just dont make it sound like it's your first time writting either. The story is written at such a basic elementary level it is like reading a dirty version of See Spot Run. Instaed you have see pussy, see dick. See guy stick girl with dick in pussy. If this was a highschool assignment, the student would have gotten a D.

Boring. Boring 40 year old sex with a little anal thrown in. The story is a yawn.

I love this title. The illustrations are darkly fun and so are the keys to happiness.

Some of my favorites:

Save your parade for a rainy day... its well worth the wait.

Dont count your eggs before they hatch... because sometimes they eat each other.

Dont judge anyone by his appearance... because what ugly on the outside side can be pretty on the inside.

Well written and an enjoyable read, but the premise is a little predictable.

This is an interesting take on a jewelry design book. This book puts a more classic style piece of jewelry next to a newer modern style of the same design. There are supply lists and directions but this is not a book for beginners.