She read somewhere once that if you walked through life like you were shooting lasers out of your breasts, you would exude power. She wants to incinerate this man on the spot, pew-pew-pew.

Ouf! That ending!

I feel like I'm being punked. Why is the subtitle here and on the photo of the book 106 Things to Say but the copy I have is 109 Things to Say...Explain!

This was cute. I LOL'd a few times. I do like the idea of responding to a catchall with a 'sorry, I don't have any change...', or telling a dude wearing a Pink Floyd top that I like his Pride shirt...I like the revenge-y, f*ck the patriarchy vibes. This read was worth an hour of my time.