Quotes: 

• “I mean, five gods in one stomach—dang. That's enough for doubles tennis, including a ref. They'd been down there so long, they were probably hoping Kronos would swallow down a deck of cards or a Monopoly game.”

• “In the beginning. I wasn't there.”

• “I wake up every morning and think: You know what would be good today? Not dying.”

• “Hermes played a little Mozart and some One Direction, and Apollo cried, ‘I must have it! The girls will go wild for that!”

• “My favorite son!" Gaea cried. "You are awesome! I knew I could count on you, uh... which one are you again?”

• “Incoming!" yelled Poseidon. They shifted - as much as they could in the cramped space-and Rocky landed in their midst. "This is not a baby," Hades noticed "I think it's a rock." He was observant that way.

• “Theophane gave birth to a magical ram named Krysomallos, who for some reason had wool made of gold. Eventually, Krysomallos would be skinned for his fleece, which became known as the Golden Fleece, which means I am related to a sheepskin rug.”

• “You can't swing a cat in Ancient Greece without hitting one of Zeus's ex-girlfriends.”