imgunnagetyou's Reviews (344)

more unnecessary romance but its alix e harrow shes good at that
i really liked the house though. its like a friendly haunted house which was cool. i enjoyed the monsters and i feel bad for that girl whose name i cant remember and its not mentioned in the description. i mean jesus fuck. i want a story about HER not these fucking horny teenagers opal and arthur. i LIKED arthur too til it turns out he was just ordinary guy

nothing to complain about here. my favourite story was about the gay ocean acquiring a girlfriend thats literally too hot to look at.

i cunt about instalove all the time but wow... why is it in this book? warner sees marie once and somehow loves her? literally never talks to her... just sees her. oh wow i love her. what?
i would like to pretend it was more of a realisation of seeing a blind girl and being like wow these are the people im killing? and he starts to think it over. but thats not what the book says. characters IN the book literally are like "i think he was in love with a girl" like... ok. also oppressor falling in "love" with the oppressed is weird. stop doing it
for a book thats "ten years in the writing" the writing was kind of dog water. sorry. why did i need to do that that one guy has weird bumps on his dick. what the fuck? ok. well. over hyped

unnecessary romance (quite literally instalove, not even joking) but otherwise nothing to complain about. nothing to rave about either lol. it was just Ok

really short and sweet 
only complaint is the usage of very aged dialect. not counting "bruh" or "sis" but rather the usage of "sus" or a character saying "OMG" out loud was ,as the kids say, fucking cringe. otherwise i liked it lol

Aggressively man written. "Huge bosoms" mentioned, no joke, about 5 times in the first 100 pages. I stopped counting after that
NO PLOT whatsoever.  I dnf around page 200 when there still wasn't any plot and more strange sexism against the women characters. I started skimming the book and came across a line that said "the thick plottens" so I guess this book was a really shitty comedy? I dont know. Hot garbage. Wouldn't recommend.

i enjoyed this book besides the insta love that appeared in the middle of the book that fucked me sideways
i mean seriously, ezia's ENTIRE existance is to be a way for jean to fuck i guess
remove her from the book and NOTHING changes ..
scott trying to convince us they are in love... no lol theyve known each other for barely a month
authors need to desperately learn the difference between love and lust because im tired of yall writing this garbage
otherwise it was enjoyable. i know i'll probably be disappointed when sabetha finally shows up. actually i kinda hope they will learn she died 9 years ago lol shortly after she left them. otherwise it will prob just be more  unnecessary romance i dont care about with a character ive learned nothing about (except shes hot? i guess?) shoe horned in the last book. oh well. lets find out.
also yes the filler is fucking insane in this book. i think it couldve been 100 - 200 pages shorter. im not kidding, theres that much filler. all the pirate lingo that nobody needs to know (and turned out to be completely useless anyway... we learned that with the MC's for NO REASON..) extremely long scenes that lead to nothing... the amount of pages i just plain skipped lol

ngl the way people talked bout this book i thought it was going to be pretty great
well its BETTER than the average YA book but ehhh its 
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