too completely non-sensical for me

Aggressively man written. "Huge bosoms" mentioned, no joke, about 5 times in the first 100 pages. I stopped counting after that
NO PLOT whatsoever.  I dnf around page 200 when there still wasn't any plot and more strange sexism against the women characters. I started skimming the book and came across a line that said "the thick plottens" so I guess this book was a really shitty comedy? I dont know. Hot garbage. Wouldn't recommend.

DNF at 200 pages. So fucking boring jesus