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I loved Allie's blog and first book, but sadly, this was a letdown. I mean, I'm still giving it 3 stars - it wasn't bad and if you enjoy Allie's work in general, it's definitely worth giving a try - but I found this a bit lackluster. The funny stories and jokes didn't deliver as well for me as they have in the past, and something about the entire collection just kind of felt to me like maybe Allie Brosh didn't really want to write this, but felt like she was supposed to, or something? I could totally be projecting here, and I try to never assume an author's intentions, but that is the general feeling that stuck with me through a lot of Solutions and Other Problems: that maybe her heart wasn't in it this time.

All of that said, it broke my heart to learn some of the tragedies that have struck Allie Brosh and her family since we last heard from her. If she writes another book, I'm sure I'll still read it, too, and I'm forever grateful for the incredible impact Hyperbole and a Half had on me as a mentally ill teen who felt so alone until finding Allie's words.

This is one of the most conflicted 3-star ratings I've ever given, because I waited so many years, holding my breath, convinced that if Allie ever wrote another book, it would be everything I wanted and more... and it simply wasn't. But that's okay. I think this book is going to be the perfect fit for a lot of readers, and if I'm not one of those, I'm still glad I got the chance to read this, and I'm glad Allie decided to create something new.

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mental illness, medical scares, cancer scares, medical procedures, death of a sibling, grief/loss, loss of pets

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This was so precious and I loved it so, so much. RTC

I... don't really know how to feel about this. The first 80-90% was a solid 5-star read for me. The last 10-20% was only worthy of maybe 3 stars? I don't know. I'm going to dwell on it a little bit and probably wait until after watching the Netflix movie releasing this weekend before I write my review. RTC!

(update: still haven't compiled a review but the Netflix adaptation was one of the most disappointing experiences of my film-viewing life, sadly)

#1 Nevernight ★★★★★
#2 Godsgrave ★★★★★
#3 Darkdawn ???

I already knew that I loved Jay Kristoff’s writing after his contribution to The Illuminae Files series, but I had no idea just how much I would adore his distinct writing voice, the characters and worlds he weaves, or the tremendously emotional stakes and risks that would come into play throughout the course of this brilliant novel. There are books, and then there are stories, with characters who take up so much space in your heart that you could never forget them, and, my friends, Mia Corvere’s tale is a damn story.

“The books we love, they love us back. And just as we mark our places in the pages, those pages leave their marks on us.”

Nevernight is widely regarded by many as having a unique (and sometimes difficult to follow) format, due to the footnotes, but I wanted to go ahead and touch upon this before getting into the meat of my review. If you have DNFed this book due to the footnotes, please pick it back up. They are hilarious and odd, and relay a great deal of back story about the world of Godsgrave, but if you have a hard time keeping yourself involved in the story, skip the footnotes and come back to them later. I say this because so many of my friends and followers have told me the footnotes caused them to DNF the book, and that’s a shame, truly, because this is one of the most enjoyable stories I’ve ever read in my life.

“You’ll be a rumor. A whisper. The thought that wakes the bastards of this world sweating in the nevernight. The last thing you will ever be in this world, girl, is someone’s hero.”

Mia Corvere is such a lovable, yet vicious little narrator: despite her bloodthirst and desperate need for vengeance, there’s something a little bit fragile and very young inside of her that I loved so much. It’s like every other scene with her was simultaneously putting me in awe of how clever and strong she could be, yet making me wish I could protect her from the aches of her brutal, bloody past. She’s been through hell and then some, but she has humor for days, and isn’t afraid to let herself care—even if it doesn’t always feel as though it’s in her own best interest.

“Walk softly. Learn well. May Our Lady be late when she finds you. And when she does, may she greet you with a kiss.”

Much of the true terror of Nevernight, however, comes from the school she attends. Fantasy readers all over the world are familiar with the idea of a protagonist being sent to a boarding school, but Jay’s twist on this is that the “school” Mia seeks out is no Hogwarts—unless Hogwarts replaced Quidditch and Transfiguration with a lot of murder, torture, poisons, and sex. The Red Church is such an incredible setting. It’s painted beautifully vivid, and it’s full of so many mysteries that, no matter how much I learned about it, I constantly felt that I was barely scratching the surface of what it had to offer. I would say, in fact, that just as Mia is one of my new favorite protagonists, the Red Church is easily one of my favorite settings.

She looked the knife over, this way and that.
“Should I give it a name?”
“You could, I suppose. But what’s the point?”
“It’s this bit.” She touched the blade’s tip. “The part you stick them with.”

Of course, it’s not all bloodshed, betrayal, and sex—it’s also a lot of humor, a bit of unlikely alliance-forming (and friendship), and a monster-filled library with the most fascinating and lovable caretaker you’ve ever seen. (Honestly, I could have happily spent chapter upon chapter simply watching Mia sift through this library.) The book also constantly breaks the fourth wall by addressing its reader, which is such a fun and unique spin on storytelling that I found myself constantly tabbing pages for no reason other than the phrasing was so distinct and fantastic. Even if I had never read The Illuminae Files, this book would have quite easily been plenty to convince me that Jay Kristoff belongs on my auto-buy list forever.

“The wolf does not pity the lamb. The storm begs no forgiveness of the drowned.”

I could really ramble and gush about this book, and how much I adore Mia, for days on end, but the end result would still be the same: me trying and failing to explain to you all how much I adored this story, how much I desperately want to read everything and anything that Jay ever writes, and how certain I am that each and every one of you needs to pick this book up if you are any sort of fantasy fan at all, because it is truly worth every second of your time.

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4.5 stars

A little cheesy, and yes, full of rom-com tropes... but in the best way possible. Like, sometimes you absolutely freaking need a syrupy sweet and fluffy YA romance in your life, and Ashley Elston knocked this one out of the park if you ask me!

Literally nobody is more surprised than me by how much I loved this bizarre-ass book.

I literally created a new "taboo" goodreads shelf because all the "taboo romances" I'd read were too tame for me to justify shelving them as such until this bitch.

Please let me go ahead and make this very clear: this is the least "co-signing" 4-star rating I have ever given. I do not recommend this book to most readers. There's a lot of stuff happening here that would be 100% objectively Not Okay™ if it happened IRL (dub-con, bullying, etc.) and I am not saying this is a healthy romance. I'm just saying it was so damn entertaining and I couldn't get enough.

Assigned reading for MLIS 7421: Multicultural Youth Literature.

A bit repetitive, but a sweet story full of representation that I can only hopefully assume was as amazing as it seemed to me. ♥

This book is the perfect example of why I sometimes need to remind myself that just because a book connected with me on an emotional level, does not mean I actively enjoyed or recommend the book. I cried a lot while reading this and definitely remember it wrecking me a bit, but despite that, I didn't care for the writing or the characters.

Also, spoiler-y hot take on categorizing this book (VERY SPOILER-Y, YOU'VE BEEN WARNED):

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The only requirement for a book to be shelved as romance is for the book to have a HEA (or at least a HFN). That is literally not a possibility when your hero DIES at the end of the book! This is objectively not a romance book, it's a very tragic new adult contemporary book that happens to feature a lot of romantic plotting.

It had been too long since I'd read one of Darcy's stories, and I had forgotten how much I love the effortless way she writes these creepy tales. Full review coming soon!

This was really good. Looking back at this debut so many years later, it's truly no wonder that Courtney Summers evolved into the incredible author that brought us one of my all-time favorites, Sadie.

content warnings for

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suicidal ideation, attempted suicide, sexual assault, depression, anxiety/panic attacks