haithar's Reviews (744)

Bosom loving hero, say no more fam. Hero is giving Trevellion a run for his money. I loved this beauty and the beast retelling, in depth emotional connection and lust filled encounters. Plus something with a lemon...

Long horse face hero marries the plain face, super plain, plainer than plain flour heroine who had the bravery to ask him to marry her and he was intrigued enough to say yes. She's always loved him and he didn't know her name. I really enjoyed the romance in this, tortured hero being healed by the heroine and he was very verbally affectionate from the start. Swoooon.

This was MOST hilarious and also sweet for the husband still grovelling as he sat there stoically holding his wife to be ploughed by 5 men wearing papier mache deer masks with antlers who kept making deer/doe remarks. Unhinged and delightful.

Ahhhhhh!! The audiobook is amazing. Full of Aussie goodness in my ears and the narrators have done beautiful work of depicting all the different characters.

Oh NOW he grovels but not before insulting her saying he lost interest because she's too old haha. Honestly hilarious. Hero is an absolute cad but he lets her go forth on her adulterating business. Grovel some more BB.

Yes, loved this. Hero being an absolute cad and drove heroine to the arms of his older friend who appreciated her. There's a cuck chair and some sad longing from the hero because she's no longer his toy.

This was hilarious, the husband and wife biting back and forth were bants, bants, bants. Hero was cruel but the heroine needed to receive at least one paroxysm in her fifteen years of marriage and if the hero won't do it, the doctor will and the maid will too 

Thanks to Sloan Spencer for the review copy, the following is my honest review.

First of all, I dare you to read the whole book and not have the Every Breath You Take song stuck in your head. Secondly, if you've seen any of the rugby players warm up videos and them thick thighs, you'd be like me going "Hey, we need more rugby romance." Well, Sloan Spencer has got you covered. This one has TWO rugby players and their bubble butt personal trainer. Everyone wins. Also they got amazing families, except for the heroine, hers suck but everyone else was great.

This was two idiots in love with each other but their timeline never matched up and when it started to look like a love triangle, turns out everyone wanna bang everyone. Light angst and full of longing until hero2 took charge to be the mastermind and made hero1 watch from the cuck chair to bring forth confrontation. It's brilliant. Happy Valentine's Day, y'all.

I still need to read the first one in the series.

Typical Hazelwood, tall pining hero and a heroine who doesn't get it, like why is she confused by his boner but there's 69. I ain't mad about it. What I am mad about is the hero hates on Persona, he can get in the bin.

Another book attacking the elderly aged 30 and over but good thing it's super hot so I felt better about my frail bones. The hero1 is 18 going on 80, weight of the world on his barely dropped balls' shoulders and he became a third in a marriage that's barely kept together. It's book 1 of 3 so it ends as you expect it. I can't wait for book 2, hurt me some more Giana Darling.