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If I Had Your Face

Frances Cha

DID NOT FINISH: 20%

Too slice of life for me.

I Was a Teenage Slasher

Stephen Graham Jones

DID NOT FINISH: 40%

I'm sorry but this novel is so boring. It's interesting to be inside the mind of a Michael Meyers'-like killer but the execution of this concept does not work here. Maybe it's because I don't care about any of these characters, especially the protagonist, in any capacity. Maybe it's because I find slashers more interesting when we know nothing about them. Just a deranged individual set out to kill as many people as possible just because. The mystery of these characters from the point of view of the prey is what really drives me to slasher movies and novels, to be honest. 

Not to mention, I've tried reading Jones' other works and I think I've come to the conclusion that his writing just isn't for me. Which is okay!

The Power

Naomi Alderman

DID NOT FINISH: 9%

Author is a zionist. 

Big Swiss

Jen Beagin

DID NOT FINISH: 6%

Sorry. What is the point of this? + The random Asian racism?! I get that these people are supposed to be insufferable but the plot and writing style is taking the cake, really

The Ghost Tree

Christina Henry

DID NOT FINISH: 4%

Unnecessary racism.

Dead Girls Walking

Sami Ellis

DID NOT FINISH: 18%

The writing just isn't for me. I had a hard time following the events of the story and didn't care enough about any of the characters, especially Temple, to march through the rest of the story. It's like the author had a bunch of thoughts and the second another popped into their mind they began frantically writing the scene without any flow or narrative 

The Lake House

Sarah Beth Durst

DID NOT FINISH: 35%

Just kind of nothing. Didn't care for any of the characters. Equivalent to a poorly made teen horror; fun to watch, not very fun to read

Legends & Lattes

Travis Baldree

DID NOT FINISH: 33%

I'm sorry, this is so boring. I understand wanting a low-stakes "cozy" read, and for some readers this is certainly that, but nothing happens. There's not enough of anything to really substitute the lack of high action and tension. I personally don't care to read tedious details about making a coffee or cleaning tables, even if it's in a fantasy setting. Personally, the fantasy is also really lackluster. Occasionally we'll read about a D&D style monster with big teeth and a tail, sure, but that's really it.

I'm disappointed.

Woman, Eating

Claire Kohda

DID NOT FINISH: 50%

This is boring as hell. Not a thriller. Not a horror. "All vibes, no plot" and the vibes are so uninteresting and not worth reading that I had to put it down. I was considering slogging through until the end but it's not worth it.

I read to about half-way through before I truly decided I didn't care. Not even a little. In my opinion, you can't write a "sad girl" vampire novel with a beautiful cover and an interesting title, and then do literally nothing interesting with the concept. 

How Can I Help You

Laura Sims

DID NOT FINISH: 25%

Extremely boring.