Boring boring boring, with a side of intentionally bizarre for the sake of bizarre. It only took the slightest bit of encouragement to put this down and never come back.

32% - Chapter 16

I'm just bored. No motivation to continue.

50% - boring, not what I was looking for, 100% unlikeable characters.

Stopped just shy of 50% - bored and not interested in the characters

Noped out around Chapter 4, I just didn’t have any interest in moving forward.

DNF @ 30% - disjointed, confusing, boring... I just can't.

16% - I'm so bored I could cry. DNF.

38% - bored and don’t care.

Couldn't follow the audiobook at all.

Lost me in the first chapter... Just couldn't do it.