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Knot My Type

Evie Mitchell

DID NOT FINISH: 19%

Underneath It All

Kate Canterbary

DID NOT FINISH: 38%

Marrow

Trisha Wolfe, Brynne Weaver

DID NOT FINISH: 52%

The Love Theorem

Camilla Isley

DID NOT FINISH: 45%

Just My Type

Falon Ballard

DID NOT FINISH: 40%

Animate Me

Ruth Clampett

DID NOT FINISH: 44%

I tried to like this, because I adore geeks in love. But the characters in this are bland and one-sided, and nearly everything they do and say seems implausible and juvenile. Everyone is like a stereotype from a teen drama and the story itself feels boring with not much happening.

Tangled

Emma Chase

DID NOT FINISH: 18%

What a conceited, clichéd and boring male lead. For a few pages I thought it could be funny - maybe I hoped he was being a bit self-deprecating. But it is really hard to root for a guy who has zero respect for women and takes NO as a challenge (that's not sexy, it's fucking creepy and disgusting).

But the straw that broke the camel's back was this: 
I hate cats. They’re kind of evil-looking, don’t you think? Like they’re just waiting for you to fall asleep so they can smother you with their fur or piss in your ear.