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2.0 out of 5.0 stars

The very worst thing about this book is the highly annoying and boring predictability…

The very best things about this book are the two Quagmire triplets. I actually enjoy the whole nonsense surrounding the fact that everyone calls them twins because their brother is dead.

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2.0 out of 5.0 stars

The very worst thing about this book… *sigh*

The very best thing about this book is that an entire village is assigned to be guardians of the orphans. An interesting twist, but not enough to make up for everything else in the book.

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2.0 out of 5.0 stars

The very worst thing about this book is- Do I really have to say it? Shouldn’t it be obvious by now?! Ugh! The repetition is killing me!

The very best thing about this book is when it ends.

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2.0 out of 5.0 stars

The very worst thing about this book is the “unpredictable” predictability. Once you get used to how Handler handles his unpredictable plot-twists, you start to predict them with ease. I suppose for children it would be a little more difficult, but that fact certainly didn’t help while I was reading these books.

The very best thing about this book is… Ummm… Have I mentioned that I love the alliteration in the titles? That’s one of the things that drew me to the books, originally.

My full review is here on my personal website. I'll post a few excerpts here, though:

2.0 out of 5.0 stars

The very worst thing about this book is the continued exaggerated stupidity of adults. We get it! They’re idiots in your world! There’s no reason to continue bashing us over the head with it!

The very best thing about this book is the break in the formula. The Baudelaires have run away and attempt to fend for themselves instead of being placed with yet another ineffectual guardian. That, however, is the only change. Everything else is the same.

My full review is here on my personal website. I'll post a few excerpts here, though:

2.0 out of 5.0 stars

The very worst thing about this book is everything I’ve mentioned before and then some!

The very best thing about this book is Sunny being a hostage.

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2.0 out of 5.0 stars

The very worst thing about this book is being unable to choose which aspect is the most awful. Esme being Olaf’s girlfriend while being married to Jerome? Carmelita being their “daughter” in a loose sense of the word? The oddity of the Denouement triplets? Well, that last might be a best thing, not a worst… They intrigued me just a touch.

The very best thing about this book is the duplicate hotel in the pond. In all honesty, it wasn’t because it was all that interesting in the book, but because the idea of an underwater building amuses me.

My full review is here on my personal website. I'll post a few excerpts here, though:

2.0 out of 5.0 stars

The very worst thing about this book is- A sugar bowl? Seriously?! What on Earth does a sugar bowl have to do with anything?! Ugh!

The very best thing about this book is Sunny being a hostage.

My full review is here on my personal website. I'll post a few excerpts here, though:

2.0 out of 5.0 stars

The very worst thing about this book is that he answers very few questions. I’m not a reader that needs to have every single loose end tied up, but some of the supposedly big questions are never answered. Why is this? Wait, who cares?! The books are only passably decent at their very best anyway!

The very best thing about this book is that it’s the last one! Oh sweet heavens, thank you! That’s it! There aren’t any more of these mind-numbingly awful books to read! *happy dance*