I feel like even rating this book is a spoiler.

The thing that was the most clear is that while J.K. Rowling may have helped (or allowed it to be written, I'm not sure which happened, forgive me), this was not her writing. There were overused phrases that she wouldn't've used, the events were unrealistic (though it was an interesting idea) there was sloppy editing, and the whole thing read like it was rushed to the printer. I'd still be interested in the actual performance (not sure if that's a thing that's happening either - I'm such a bad fan!), but ultimately, I was disappointed.

Perhaps more hardcore fans enjoyed the book, but I was left unimpressed.