Sometimes I wonder about what I'mreading🤣 This book had me dreaming quite vividly but not about carnal pleasures as such. I blame it on this couples with the David attenborough Documentary I fell asleep to: The Great Barrier Reef - suffice it to say I woke up wondering if maybe, just maybe there are some freaky sea creatures at the bottom of the sea after all.

Not me actually googling "Call forth your Perfect Soul Mate using Dimensional Waves…."🧐 because it worked and damned it to hell, can I summon a Fae king hellbent on destroying the world? (Looking at you Valroy).

So, for the lucid dream, thank you Siggy Shade, I'd been meaning to read a book by this author for a while.

Plot/Storyline/Themes:
I mean what's there to say? An umbra falls hard for Alexis and all he has to do to win her over is deliver earth-shattering orgasms. He filled the brief and then some and it got repetitive meh🤷🏽‍♀️

Two Sentences, A Scene or less - Characters:
The Tentacle dude is simultaneously naive about humans and all knowing in the beginning.  Same with the idea of human pleasure. According to the  dark shadow he studied a ton but still asks so many questions - it's cute and weird. The monster of the light is a sexy Knowitall. Oh and one more thing: the Darkness monster who comes from HELL is respectful and acknowledges consent . Wel I never, what's that meditation again? Smdh .

Favorite/Curious/Ludicrous/Unique Scene:

😯uhm...the urethra!!!??? I winces because that sounda like torture and not the good kind.

Favorite/Curious/Ludicrous/Unique Quotes:
🖤 “Are you going to kill me?” I whisper.
“I’m going to fill you with something calming” (Ah yes, TEntacle secretions better than chamomile tea)
🖤 “This weapon of yours is coated in something delicious". (ahem... dude that 🌸 is not a weapon)

Favorite/Curious/Ludicrous/Unique Concepts:
■ Umbra
■ Alexis Soulmate list (reasonable)
■ eh what is a "cozy contractor?"
StoryGraph Challenge: 1800 Books by 2025
Challenge Prompt: 150 Romance Books by 2025