I've often said that if I were a data scientist with lax ethics designing an app to make people miserable, I'd make Tinder. Fortunately for all y'all, I'm a data scientist with decent ethics. But the swipe-judge-pay up model of modern data apps, where people are locked down to six pictures, a handful of generic prompts, and the whole thing is mediated via algorithmic secret sauce to maximize engagement and profit via swipe activity is deeply fucked up. Logan Ury is the Harvard-educated (