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Book: I Never Eat… Cheesesteak

Author: Paul Lubaczewski

Book Series: Standalone

Rating: 3/5

Publication Date: June 2, 2019

Genre: Humor

Recommended Age: 16+ (violence, gore, vampires)

Publisher: September Sky Press

Pages: 286

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Synopsis: They say life is what happens when you're making other plans. It is also what happens when you need cash to record a demo, but that isn't as catchy in a song, or a meme. Al was coasting through life without a plan or a clue when he was offered a way to make quick cash without doing anything illegal, mainly because killing vampires is not technically against any laws. If he agrees he jump starts his musical career, but on the downside he has to combat the forces of undead evil, including their horrific fashion sense. Will Al survive? Will his punk rocker sister Angie finally dump her loser boyfriend? Will Al's girlfriend come to her senses and dump him? Will Al's gruff partner Abdiel become "woke"? (depends on your definition) Will the citizens of Philadelphia discover the dark festering evil that lurks in their very city?(other than Eagles fans) Will anyone eat an actual cheesesteak? The only way to find out is to read this book, because there will probably never be a Cliff Notes for this one!

Review: I needed a good laugh and I found it in this book. It’s kinda satire about vampires, but it makes fun of the whole cliché of them and how serious they are taken. The book was funny and witty, and it had some great writing and moments.

However, I didn’t think the plot was that good. The book was ok and it was great for someone like me who needed a laugh, but otherwise I’m still not sure what exactly the book was about. But that might be me, I’ve had a rough few days.

Verdict: It was funny!