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quixoticreads 's review for:
All the Crooked Saints
by Maggie Stiefvater
The Laughing Listener
Format: Audiobook
Narrator: Thom Rivera
Length: 9 hours & 10 minutes
Story Rating: 2.5 Stars
Performance Rating: 5 Stars
Overall Rating: 3 Stars
This review is not going to be constructive. I’m just warning you now. Really hoping Maggie Stiefvater never actually sees this because, honestly, it’s just going to be a jumbled mess of thoughts. I have to admit, I’m pretty conflicted about this one. A big part of me wanted to love this so badly, but now that it’s over I’m a little disappointed.

THE UGLY
Before writing this, I poked around some other reviews and it’s obvious that I’m in the minority over here. It seems like mostly everyone loved this book, so maybe this was just me, but I was SO BORED during the first half. I found myself drifting in and out of the story constantly and the rewind button was used a good 700 times. It’s so puzzling too because I feel like all the elements are there. I really loved the writing (as always), characters, setting and premise, but something about it just fell flat for me. It was like there was something missing...
Plus, I was very confused about how the miracles worked for a long while. I totally understand that Maggie Stievater did this on purpose. She gave us a few pieces of the puzzle at a time to slowly unravel the mystery. But for some reason, I went in with an expectation of what a “miracle” would be (this is totally my own fault), which definitely didn’t line up with the book. Every time I thought I understood how the magic worked, more information was revealed that forced me to completely reset my thoughts.
Finally about a third of the way through, the rules of the magic are spelled out for us, which was a relief. It felt like I could finally focus on the story after that. I like the idea of the pilgrims needing to work through their oddity to learn their important message, but it felt like a lot of work to get there.
It also took me an absurdly long time to realize this was set in the 60’s. Maybe I wasn’t paying close enough attention?? But there’s a part where someone makes a Lassie joke and Stiefvater explains that this was a very popular and relevant show in the 1960’s and I was like…

I had been thinking it was set in present day, so after this revelation my brain had to reset itself again. It was a different time with a different culture and different beliefs that painted everything in a new light.
THE GOOD
After a rocky start, I finally started getting into the story about halfway through and I really loved the second half! Once I finally understood what was actually going on, I could lose myself in it and by the end I actually felt myself wanting more. I spent so much time in the beginning trying to sort everything out that the ending felt quick. But it was so nice watching the personal journey each character had to go through. I feel like this is one of the rare times I was really invested in the fate of each character rather than just one or two favorites.
Also, I really really really love the premise of this. I love the concept of miracles being real and attainable, and I loved that the Sorias had the ability to give them. Plus, watching all the pilgrims work through their miracles inspires me to look into my own “darkness” and do a little soul searching of my own.
And I just can’t write this without mentioning Thom Rivera’s great performance. He was AMAZING and the perfect person to read this novel. He gave each character so much life and individuality. I really loved it and hope to hear him in other audiobooks!!
FINAL WORD
Meh. To be completely honest, I probably won’t be recommending this to anyone because I didn’t personally care for it. But it wasn’t a terrible book and it has a really great message.