This book was stupid 🤣

And I mean stupid in the best way possible.

An alien mission on earth, we had to save the planet, our assassin alien hero was SO DUMB, he needed a pretend wife because why not? And oops, turns out she was his fated mate. Also, these aliens were really pale until they got horny, then they became tomato red. And the ‘playing the ridiculous redness off as a sunburn to random human strangers’ was a joke I never got tired of.

Just a silly three hour Ruby Dixon audiobook. No regrets.