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Pretty Bride by Kati Wilde
3.0
adventurous funny fast-paced

Never have I ever… read a sex scene where the heroine is arguing with her FATHER (who is fully watching everything) while she has sex with the hero??

Now I’ll have to say “I have” 🤣

(“Mount him, daughter..” will haunt me forever)

I’ve been loving the novellas in this Dead Lands series. The Yoda-ish RenFair talk makes me giggle, the magic system is surprisingly good, and the barbarian dongs are enormous.

Also these barbarians would rather eat 🐱 than live—the number of times one of these heroes eats her out while almost dying would make a dangerous drinking game.

This book was so campy. From both the hero and the heroine independently getting stranded on the same deserted island (and her walking in on him 💦 while saying her name) to the heroine being called The Queen Who Rode Her King Into Righteous Battle because she literally rode him (read: his cock) while he was fighting baddies—Kati Wilde is 100% trolling us 😂

I love it, I do! But… we might have sacrificed some of the romance plot for the bonkers-ness in this one. Still, it was fun.